Doctor Cat conception
1) 'Theme from Doctor Cat.' Begins with yet to be discovered "Doctor" sample and arranged in a similar vain to Thunder cats and ending with a "Cat" sample from either series I or II from Red Dwarf.
2) Monday night, Doctor Cat night where they receive a special treat tea of real fish, steam cooked. Sometimes they may be given dead birds that we find in the road. They can only eat this away from the flat.
3) On Doctor Cat's first birthday myself and Alnamite pick up fishing rods and catch them some fresh, hearty, unpolluted Manchester fish.
4) Brush Doctor Cat in a friendly, yet forceful manner.
5) Commission a stethoscope for Doctor Cat.
6) Refuse to get them micro chipped.
7) Discuss the pros and cons of vaccinations and disease prevention for them. If all the other cats are safe then Doctor Cat may be ok? Try to get cat charity to pay.
8) Will they be spayed?
9) Research how to care for cats.
10) Quiz fellow cat people asking for "any tips."
11) Cat flap?
12) Conceal Doctor Cat's presence from Mr. Landlord?
13) Doctor Cat needs to be friendly towards neighbours.
14) Should Doctor Cat wear festive attire? Tinsel at Christmas perhaps?
15) If fish tank is activated and Doctor Cat attemps to interfere then they shall be castigated, then punished. Doctor Cat will be confined to the flat and starved for 2 days.
16) If Doctor Cat's errors are even more horrific, action shall be decided ad hoc,
17) Entertain Doctor Cat with stompin', horse play, cavorting and depravity.
18) Doctor Cat has equal rights within flat.
2) Monday night, Doctor Cat night where they receive a special treat tea of real fish, steam cooked. Sometimes they may be given dead birds that we find in the road. They can only eat this away from the flat.
3) On Doctor Cat's first birthday myself and Alnamite pick up fishing rods and catch them some fresh, hearty, unpolluted Manchester fish.
4) Brush Doctor Cat in a friendly, yet forceful manner.
5) Commission a stethoscope for Doctor Cat.
6) Refuse to get them micro chipped.
7) Discuss the pros and cons of vaccinations and disease prevention for them. If all the other cats are safe then Doctor Cat may be ok? Try to get cat charity to pay.
8) Will they be spayed?
9) Research how to care for cats.
10) Quiz fellow cat people asking for "any tips."
11) Cat flap?
12) Conceal Doctor Cat's presence from Mr. Landlord?
13) Doctor Cat needs to be friendly towards neighbours.
14) Should Doctor Cat wear festive attire? Tinsel at Christmas perhaps?
15) If fish tank is activated and Doctor Cat attemps to interfere then they shall be castigated, then punished. Doctor Cat will be confined to the flat and starved for 2 days.
16) If Doctor Cat's errors are even more horrific, action shall be decided ad hoc,
17) Entertain Doctor Cat with stompin', horse play, cavorting and depravity.
18) Doctor Cat has equal rights within flat.
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